An excellent comedy, but I think that Dr. Evil is the best in the show. Well, next to Elizabeth Hurley. That's not to say that Austin isn't cool. Because he is. Just Dr. Evil is funny. It's a homonym.
I've got lots of sounds here and more will be coming!
I also have the trailer for:
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| File | Size | The Quote |
| bitehard.wav | 34.2 kb | "I won't bite...Hard." |
| bone.wav | 59.8 kb | "Throw me a freakin' bone here. I'm the boss. Need the info." |
| breakwind.wav | 78.4 kb | "How dare you break wind before me? I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn!" |
| caliber.wav | 204 kb | "I like to see girls of that . . . caliber! By caliber, of course, I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters. Two meanings of caliber. It's a homonym." |
| condom.wav | 117 kb | "You know I meant 'did you use a condom'. No! Only sailors use condoms, baby. Not in the '90's, Austin! Well they should, those filthy beggars, they go from port to port." |
| dipping.wav | 42.3 kb | "Alright, guard. Begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism." |
| easily escape.wav | 59.9 kb | "I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." |
| evilzoo.wav | 106 kb | "I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. An Evil Vet? No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo. An Evil Petting Zoo? You always do that!" |
| failure.wav | 54.7 kb | "Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure." |
| gun.wav | 71.5 kb | "I have a gun in my room! You give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here. BOOM! I'll blow their brains out!" |
| horny.wav | 90.7 kb | "Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny?! Randy?!" |
| lucky charms.wav | 386 kb | "They're always after me lucky charms. [SNICKERING] What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after me lucky charms! It's a television . . ." |
| meowmix.wav | 58 kb | "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver!" |
| my happening.wav | 78 kb | "It's my happening, baby and it freaks me our! Ya man!" |
| not my bag.wav | 21.1 kb | "This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!" |
| oh behave.wav | 79.3 kb | "Oh, behave! Yeah! Yeah, baby! Yeah!" |
| one million.wav | 419 kb | "Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for . . . ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Don't you think . . . We hold the world ransom for 100 Billion Dollars!" |
| penis pump.wav | 406 kb | "One Swedish made penis enlarger pump. That's not mine! . . . . this sort of thing is my bag, baby. By Austin Powers." |
| peopledie.wav | 125 kb | "That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Biggelsworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!" |
| prank.wav | 60.8 kb | "How did this get in here?! Somebody's playing a prank on me! Honestly, it's not mine!" |
| sharks.wav | 240 kb | "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic college informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?" |
| shornscotum.wav | 65.5 kb | "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath taking. I suggest you try it." |
| underground.wav | 101 kb | "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins." |
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