Big Trouble In Little China
If you don't like this movie, you are fucked up! A classic John Carpenter movie that pits Jack Burton against Lo Pan, a 2000 year old Chinese "...a king, a warrior, trapped in an old man's crippled body!"
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| File | Size | The Quote |
| actogod.wav | 77.8 kb | "I'm gonna tell you about an accident and I don't want to hear 'act of God'!" |
| bitch.wav | 41.3 kb | "Here, take her! Take the bitch!" |
| cats & dogs.wav | 62.3 kb | "Boy! Sure is raining cats and dogs!" |
| chinahere.wav | 405 kb | "What does that mean, hu? China is here! I don't even know what tha hell that means! All I know is this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamned alley...with light coming out of his mouth!" |
| crazy.wav | 44.3 kb | "Are you crazy? Is that your problem?" |
| demon.wav | 200 kb | "Six demon bag! ... What's in it Egg? Wind, Fire, all that kinda thing!" |
| fightman.wav | 100 kb | "Hey you! Come on over here and fight like a man!" |
| friend.wav | 38.2 kb | "Let's you and me have a little talk, friend!" |
| fuckit.wav | 30.7 kb | "Hollow? Hollow! Fuck it!" |
| getit.wav | 84.8 kb | "Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it." |
| hellgracy.wav | 59.9 kb | "And what the hell is Gracy Law doing here?" |
| henry.wav | 231 kb | "How do ya do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game! Cash or charge? Oh, gosh! Cash I guess, I mean it's not deductible is it?" |
| insurance.wav | 174 kb | "Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento. Well, there's gotta be a listing, honey, I pay them six G's a year in premiums!" |
| likehell.wav | 33.8 kb | "Abandoned like hell!" |
| mail.wav | 99.2 kb | "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail!" |
| money.wav | 80.6 kb | "Okay. I'm going home. Keep your money." |
| morning.wav | 116 kb | "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I am Mr. Egg Chen with this wonderful tour this morning. |
| pisses.wav | 111 kb | "Who are these people? Friends of yours, hu? Now this really pisses me off to no end!" |
| point.wav | 43.7 kb | "Get to the goddamned point, Egg!" |
| president.wav | 162 kb | "Okay, you people sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn, call the president." |
| psycho.wav | 56.7 kb | "Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, hu?" |
| question.wav | 43.1 kb | "Can I ask you a serious question?" |
| reflexes.wav | 175 kb | "Like I told my last wife, I said honey I never drive faster than I can see, besides that it's all in the reflexes." |
| self.wav | 54 kb | "You've got a tongue, Dave. Ask her yourself." |
| singdings.wav | 123 kb | "Wang, these guys, these singdings ... Chang Sings ... They got enemies? Wing Kong. Who wear red turbans?" |
| sob.wav | 51.2 kb | "Son of a bitch must pay!" |
| swanson.wav | 101 kb | "How do ya do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game." |
| try.wav | 83.8 kb | "Hey, you never know 'til you try. Let's get out of here." |
| unclechew.wav | 88.5 kb | "Ya, it did, Uncle Chew. Two hours ago. Tall guy, wierd clothes. First you see him, then ya don't!" |
| unreason.wav | 112 kb | "Wait a minute! I'm a pretty reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things." |
| what.wav | 216 kb | "You will come out no more! What?! Hu?! What will come out no more?! |
| Sound Track | 432 kb | Real Audio format of Opening Sound Track |
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